magic words

Mar. 9th, 2014 11:08 pm
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Say friends, are you suffering from low self-esteem, lack of motivation, or perhaps maybe you're just plain old suffering from suffering. I've got some magic words for you to read. Here they are. See how you're thinking and feeling? Don't do that, do this other thing. Do you believe them? If you believe them, everything will change and everything will be better, I promise. Now, if you buy my book for only $19.95 plus $99.95 shipping, handling and the author's coffee habit fund, you too will pay to know what you really think. Also, follow me on all your social networks and every day I will give you another magic sentence which basically means the same thing, but you are such a lost soul screaming away in this negative world with no moral direction and everything falling apart around you and everything's just changing so fast and life is just a big huge mistake in the first place, well, basically, dear seeker, you need me and you'll pay me to need me, so sign up and pay up!
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