Satire: The Answer!

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OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! You guys! You guys, you guys, OMG you guys! I've just discovered the answer, you know what I mean, I'm talking about The Answer with a capital T and a capital A! This is it, this is going to fix everything, improve the human condition, and give everything the much-needed firmware upgrade it's craved for so very long. You're not going to believe this. Now, there's only one condition or else it'll never work. Everybody has to agree with me about certain very important sociopolitical issues. There can't be any doubt, any question, any dissent, we all have to be of one mind about all this stuff or else it'll ruin the whole plan. We all have to be absolutely for this and absolutely identical in our convictions. So, who's with me?